lessons in life

2005-08-19T23:57:00.000+08:00

just came back from training then watch inuyasha ... wha today coach never come down den we all play 5 v5 ... so fun man ... wha now im beginning to like this team very much ... haha ... kk enough bout it ...
today whole day quite sian la ... after school still must go to the stupid china exhbition ... i thought in the esplanate .... then reach there liao realised it is a tent beside the esplanate ... hai ...somemore pay $11 to go in ... waste my time and money man ...lol... the exhibition also nth to c 1 ... after that go home slp until 6 then go bukit gombak for training ... hmm...actually today is a very boring day ...haha ... cannot think of anything to type ... lol... next wk got 5 tests man ...sian ...boo hoo hoo...so much to study ... kk la ....thats all wanna slp now ...bye .....

2005-08-13T23:43:00.000+08:00

hmm...today was my first time when 4 street evaluation with church ...we when to jurong east there to spread the gospur ... haha... met so many CTSS peeps there man ..haha..even met my pri sch friend...didnt know je so crowded 1 ...haha... wha im a good speaker man ...haha... manage to get 1 agelican high and 1 yuan chin girl to be interested in christ ...haha...so happy ... wha today kai xiang cannot come along dunno why ... he say he busy ...i think is he at home slping la ... haha ... shawn poh also ... waited 4 him so long ...than end up say not going ... waste alll my time ...lol... hmm... er ... after that when home then do nth ...now watching soccer ...man u win everton 2-0 ...sian man ...nvm liverpool will do better than them man ...haha... liverpool will win the EPL season this yr ... very sure ...cause they got the best players in the EPL ... haha.... lol.... hmm...er thats all la. ...byeeeeeee

2005-08-09T23:25:00.000+08:00

hai another day over so fast ...1 day left ... sian ...so fast ...hmm..today didnt do much ... wake up then get out of my room lie on the sofa and slp again ...haha ... then finally my mom shout at me until i get out of the sofa ... went down on com watch some and 1 mixtapes to wake me up ...after that eat lunch then eat ice cream. ...mint chip ...my favourite ...mmm...haha ... than do chem hw for a while ...do until i sian then go slp again ...haha ...after that my mom wake me up to tell me national day celebration started liao so go channel 5 watch 4 awhile quite boring every year all the same thing 1 ...then change to watch spongebob so funny haha ... then while watching continuing eating ice cream ...wat until not a single drop left in the tub haha ...too nice already... then eat dinner while watching the fireworks ... after that nth to do so go gym.... called hocky to come along too ... then do 4 awhile he thought me how to train shoulder muscle ...quite nice to do but very tiring ...than he give me pizza to eat the new 1 somemore ...so much cheese ...mmm... now watching naruto ... so funny man haha ...
so dun wanna type liao ... so bye bye

2005-08-08T20:38:00.000+08:00

yay !!! finally no school for 2 whole days...sounds like so little...but its alot to me...haha ... no sch..no training...yay!!!...lol... hmm today wanted to go back pri sch but some ppl back out so dun feel like going also hai... then half way there i change road ...go out wif jun yuan and jason to bugis ....didnt go bugis 4 long long time liao so go there c got anything change... still the same old 1 haha ... then we all eat at the food junction ....then suddenly elaine pop out ...lol... then say she go make ic but never brg birth cert ...lol... so funny man ... like go to sch without brging bag...like that also can forget ...anyway after that we all wait 4 the girl ... haha..jason still ask elaine and sharon to be spy ... if not ok then he leave ...lol.... but nt bad la than he go and say hi...haha...bastard man he...later we watch charlie and the cholate factory...so boring ...lousy show ...shld hav watch stelth ... nicer ...i think...lol...watch finish then jy want to buy bag so we go c ... then elaine and sharon left ..... subsituition brg in kim seng .... haha ...then we go play lan ..then meet dalton and kim meng ...haha ...then jy and jason kenna sub out 4 that 2 ...haha.... no la... is there must go home liao so they left... after that we eat again...haha...today eat alot man ... then go but smth 4 jun rong b day....choose the thing to buy liao cannot decide on the colour ...then we play titee and blackjack to c the winner then the winner decide... we play super long then decide... err...after that wat happen ah...oh ya... after that we went home ...then eat again 1 more time lol...then thats all...anyway tml is national day so HAPPY NATIONAL DAY PEEPS!!!! enjoy...dun forget to watch shooting stars after that show ... the show where everything is cool...except 4 that stupid sly...lol ....bb peeps...

2005-07-29T22:52:00.000+08:00

hmm...didnt blog for a long time..sorry dear readers... haha ... hmm... today nothing much happen...just go school than after that go jh house to slack slack awhile be4 training ...training train until 10 like that than go home..kenna scolded like mad again..hai ...haha... oh ya inuyasha starting soon ...must not forget to watch ...
anyway tml going down to aljunied for the 7-11 3 on 3 match ... after that then go carnival ... hope the match dun end so late...so can go back to the carnival ...alot of my pri sch friends visiting..hai shld not have sign up for the bball match ... reagretted ...
anyway thats all ... so wish me luck for tml ... good luck only ah...bad luck cannot ...haha...jkjk... so tata

2005-06-29T19:30:00.000+08:00

hmm..very long never type liao...haha today me and wai jif check our report book..haha a last yr 1 cm taller than him ...although he is much taller than me now... than me and jh keep making him angry by saying him short ...haha... than we keep chanting u sux ...haha..make hime super pai sei..lol..than after recess forgot to brg my uniform ...than mr. murali ask me to brg my table outside ...sian man... sit outside the whole day ...so hot ...no fan ... haha...but can do wat i want to do lol...luckily cause i never brg my ws... at least never get scolded by him 4 that ..haha...than after that play bball and clementi cc ... almost sprain my ankle sia...thx to kai xiang..play so dirty ...lol..jkjk... dun get angry if u see it ...hmnm...now at home nth to do ...watching tv...oh ya tonite get inuyasha...yay..haha/...very long never watch it liao...hmm...nth to write liao..bye

2005-06-21T22:21:00.000+08:00

hmmm...today did nth much ..slp till very late then wake up go bball training ...reach there than know that no training change to tml ... wha then waste today somemore tml wanted to go out with friends ...hai... hope tml dun end so late cause night time going to watch movie with friends .... haha. ...hope tml dun hav even better ..lol...

2005-06-20T23:12:00.000+08:00

hai ... feeling bored so i just write my blog ...hai got knock out of the 3v3 cup ...so suai man win 5 lose 1 also can get knock out ... dunno wat type of system izzit ...haha...anyway it was qutie fun man . but lost 1 game by 2 points ...somemore i miss 3 free throw ....sian man ...haha... then after that when to shaun kwan house play ps then after that go home ... watch the funny commedy the russel peters 1 ...haha .... laugh until my stomach pain .... funny guy man. ...but a little bit of racist man ... hmm... tml till got training ... then wed going to sentosa...haha...thats the only thing to look forward now ...somemore holidays ending soon still got all my hw ...dun feel like doing man ...hai sian sian...need to sopy somebody's 1 haha... erm...thats all ...nth much to type already

2005-06-14T20:41:00.000+08:00

wha...finally a day free...hmm..this few days quite busy man ...haha...yesterday had the teen games 3 on 3 bball match... our team won all the matches ..haha...now next monday is the semi finals...so excited haha.. must quickly train haha.... hmm... yesterday reach home at 2 am man...after the match when to yelays house for awhile than after that go to my church bbq ... hmm... the food is quite nice ...but have to wait super long..haha... then after that when to play pool with yelay shaun kai and thi ha ... haha..than yesterday night i sneak back..luckily my dad didnt know..hhaaha... today woke up at 1 pm so didnt do much... hmm.. tml meeting my pri sch friend to play bball...wonder is he still gd anot haha... hmm... erm...csi starting soon so dun wanna type anymore ..hhaha

2005-06-08T21:58:00.000+08:00

haha..just came back from malaysia with the geo ppl... today quite fun man... wake up at 5.30...so excited than when to school to meet the rest... then we took a bus to malaysia...the trip is very long man...so i just sit at the back listen music and slp...lol...then er...oh ya visited some farms...haha...the best part is the policeman let me and rj sit on the motorbike..haha...rj so fat take up all the space so i sit on the tip ...so hard to balance man haha...but its qutie fun...after that when to the peanut farm to take some peanuts to eat...haha...i took alot of packet still eating them now..mm....so nice man...haha..jealous?..lol...then after that when to a shopping centre...bought a shirt and and id band...lol..xh wanted my shirt but last 1 so i quickly take first lol... then he so sian sian...haha... then after that go straight home... haha...now im at home waiting for 11.00 got inuyasha..haha...cant wait ..super nice show... tml still got a soccer match with the sec 4s... haha..so excited man...lol...wha..this wk is the best wk..got so many things...haha... think last wk then do hw la... now must PLAY PLAY PLAY!!!...

2005-06-06T10:33:00.000+08:00

haha... today wake up so early man...so happy 4 myself... great accomplishment...lol... anyway today finally recovered... feel very good now..haha... ltr going to the immigration there to extend my passport again...hai so sian...every 6 mth must extend again... why is the government so scared we will run away from ns...haha... anyway now better start doing my hw if not next wk go out everyday no time to do... today MUST finish everything...hhaha... but got a prob... i dunno wats the hw... haha..lol..ahya just do the ws la...do some here and there... now watching cartoon network... haha.... funny show man...

2005-06-03T22:27:00.000+08:00

whew...finally... a long day over... morning wake up so early to go to school to take oral... didnt know it start at 10.45...so slpt on the bench 4 awhile...after that played bball...then i told the teacher i got sore throat so she excuse me if i knew i would just sleep at home...anyway after that i have geo class in a air corn room...thinks thats the reason i got sick... cause i was sweating...lol... then after that got training...we played against the c boys... haha... so tiring...played so many matches...but it was quite fun though....hmm...now im at home... haha...lying on my sofa... hmm...so comfortable...lol... hai but my bro wating chips...i cannot eat cause i got sore throat...boo hoo...haha... its ok... going to recover soon... lol...erm...thats all la... now looking forward for the malaysia trip...haha...so excited... well...thats all ...so byez...

2005-06-02T17:17:00.000+08:00

hai...wat a boring day today... whole morning at home...watch scary movie 3 ...haha...so funny they use scenes from the ring, matrix and signs and make the whole thing super funny...lol...then after that watch seed of chucky quite gross man ...especially when he cut the guys head with a knife ...all the blood squirt out...yucks!!!...than afternoon when to queensway with rui jie... nth to do so just follow him... go there eat my favourite tea egg...haha... yum yum.... after that he must go home early ...sian... so i just go home too... hai... nth to do today man... tml will be too busy also... got oral and remedial in the morning after that i still have training until 6 plus... hmm...thats all ... gonna play soccer already...bye peeps!!! :)

2005-06-01T21:37:00.000+08:00

whew...updated my blog...so troublesome man..... anyway its done...yes!!!.
today where did i go?...hhmmm...try to recall...oh ya...when to school 4 geo class...after that when to eat at the hawkercentre outside school... me,rj,jh,xh meet hocky and boon kiat... then we all play bball at coorperation rd ...haha...love to play there cause its soooo near my house... stupid xh say want to go home eat then 15 min later we call him he slping liao... hmm... today was qutie fun but i drank i bottle of milk tea...than my stomach pain..hai...hate it man...stupid useless stomach...milk also cannot handle... ruin my day man...haha...anwyay its ok now... then i when home and sleep...anyway now ii am SUPER happy...haha...my dad return me my phone...but he told me to plan wat i will be doing this holiday...hai...so troublesome...now i am writing on a piece of paper... dunno wat to do ...lol... hate planning...so troublesome... hmm...think thats all i'll be writing... how my troat will recover faster...so i can eat peanuts and cholate again...haha
well thats all ...so bye...

2005-05-31T23:28:00.000+08:00

I'M BACK!!!!!
haha... finally after 6 mths not blogging...so many ppl call me lazy..I'M not lazy ok ... is just that i am busy...haha... busy building castles in the air... anyway the holidays are here...YES!!!...can go out and Play play play... today after SMO me,jh,xh and warric when to shauns house to swim and play ... then after that we go westmall... and EAT!!! haha slurp slurp ... chicken rice again... then shaun ask whether me and kai wanna dye hair... never tried be4 so agreed... somemore the dye quite cheap so ..ok... haha... after i dye then ask my parents..lol... hehe...
hai,... tml still got geo class...so early somemore... hope i wun be late...hai...wat to worry about.. i wun 1..haha... now im just crapping around...nth to do so just write la... hmm... wha watching NBA now suns losing to spurs sia...hai...want them to win man... hai...close my eyes... imagine no. 21..hold the ball block the person... dribble to the other side spin past two ppl ... and spin past another 2... then the last 1 jumped high up... no.21 jumped over him ...his shoes steped on his head and DUNK!!!!!..... then he fell down... i picture his face ...it was ME!!!!.... haha...wow..cool...lol...now im dreaming liao... told u i got nth to do... hm..k la..dun write so much crap if not u slp liao... so...erm thats all ba...now got lots of things to edit in my blog... hai think i edit tml la... now my eyes are about to close liao...so..gd nitez... remember to come to my blog ok...

2004-12-30T21:41:00.000+08:00

hihi... i'm back...lol
very long never write liao...to busy..haha ... no la actually lazy...
hmm anyway wanna continue....
wha very long never type ...dunno what to write ...haha...oh ya.... i noe wat to type liao..haha
hmm...can't wait 4 nxt yr man... new class... and new teachers...hope will be the kind 1 ..lol...i dreaming man...haha...anyway this yr coming to an end ...Finally!!!..hhaha...can't wait 4 next holiday in march...haha... so can slp more....
nxt yr dunno how to wake up man... my mom dun wanna wake me liao... now somemore i super broke man... -$214.... stupid phone bill... dunno how come so much .... think someone must have used my phone secretly... haha...nvm.... anyway everyones changing liao......
i dun feel like changing...but no choice... haha...actually i also dunno wat i toking about....just type la...
so many ppl kkeep pestering me to type...
hai tml then type more la...now slpy liao...lol...
bb..take peeps..

2004-11-10T18:40:00.000+08:00

whew...just came back frm the camp...

1st day quite boring la... only got orientering and DIY lunch.... didn't make new friends cause all i know liao...lol...but got to know them better... but still prefer my old class...sob sob...

anyway 2nd day was very fun man... alot of nice things but when we were about to go kayaking, it rained....sux man... kayaking is the nicest thing in the camp then it rained... then thats bout it la...the camp fire also quite nnice...

3rd day,today, just packed up and clean the place...after that when with yelay jinghao shawn kai xiang bo xiang wee yong and mic to go soul garden...haha....eat until so full then play murderer....lol...anyhow play 1... more fun then playing seriously.... lol...

now just reach home eat too much ice cream there until stomach ache... haha... er...thats bout it la... wanna slp first...very tiring...but be4 that hav ta go toliet...lol...think will take more than 1hr man....haha..

2004-11-04T23:07:00.000+08:00

hmm...today fun man... go out rj to lot 1 to find my slippers ..but too bad cannot find,,,then after that when wif him to meet teck pam elaine kris at orchard to watch princess diary...wha that show super boring man... and very complicated... then watch until so sian almost slp man...
after that when to HMV... then saw sharon they all at neoprints... also saw kakean(dunno how to spell) at 77th street ... then after that when cine 4 awhile.... over there when to find slippers and c shoe...then after that when taka then they all want to read book...SUPER SIAN man... read book... then i just follow behind half dead liao...lol... after a long long long time then finish then when to a bilabong shop and bought my slippers... wha... now frm $800 LEFT $80...HAI... so fast no moer money liao...haven buy bag and shirt yet man...then wanted to go meet kai xiang they all at queensway...wanted to go but dunno how to go...hai sad man

then after that when home cause got piano lessons.... after that when home and cum online...
then kexian tell me she saw me at cine...wha never say hi sia...attitude...lol...jkjk... somemore went pastamania to eat...wha...love that place man ...but very expensive... so cannot...hai...wha now very hungry man.... nth to eat... hmm...that bout it la....
tml still got training cannot go out hai...sian man... still dunno how to do the peripheral vision sia...sad sad

anyway thats all la...cya

2004-11-02T20:50:00.000+08:00

yo peeps... hmm...today ...very boring man... sian sian sian... 1 plus when to school...when wif darren and ian to c mr.chandra....to report on josh harrasing darren... hai ...then turn out chandra scolde us say we disturb him...hai...hate him man... anyway think darren ok liao...
then after that sit on school for 2 hr until training start... boring man today training... still nt sure the match up thingy...then mr.loh keep scolding me today...sad sad... today very boring man... whole day wasted cause of training...tml will be the same ... after that thurs...wanna train on my own then afternoon maybe go out with kai xiang... c first la...

hmm...thats bout it la.... now excited on going to darren's bbq.... thats the only thing i am looking forward 4...hate the camp...coming so fast haven even got the track pants...

hmm...finally today he realised the person who hacked his account... feel sorry for him... hai... dun wanna c bout this thing la...

well....er...thats bout it la...cya

2004-11-01T22:46:00.000+08:00

hmm... today was great man... first when to watch movie wif class ppl... the show quite nice la...but complicated... then after that left them and went wif bobo to meet kai xiang, warric, shaun, kexian, felicia, shirleen and alicia... when to suntec and walk walk...aactually orchard nicer but dunno why they like suntec... still say wat i say 1... anyway ok la...that place not that bad la... then wanted to track pants there 1...so nice and cheap... then just coz of the security guard got attitude prob kai xiang dun want... hai ya... somemore my favourite brand rebok... then went to buy my slippers... very nice but then no size... hai ya....
after that kai xiang and warric ask me to play bball... didn't want to...so tell them i ask everybody... if most chose apple then i go if chose orange then i dun go... tthen all choose apple... i think they sabo me 1... anyway so no choice la...then they force me to sing to them...then pai sei la...so never sing... told them after i buy my things then i sing...but good thing is they go JP then saw a shoe very nice ....so i buy la... then after that happy happy go home la...then sing 4 kai xiang... actually very pai sei 1...then slowly like nth wrong like that lol... hhaha... anyway thats bout it la...
then luckily very late liao so dun want to play bball ...haha...den dun need to play...

tml accompanying darren to see OM...dunno wat happen...hope nth serious la... hmm... now wearing my new shoe...think wanna wear it and jog ... wha comfortable sia...
hmm...thats bout it la... cya

2004-10-31T13:59:00.000+08:00

whew...training just ended...now 12 plus...super tired...anyway going to tp soon to get my $800 from my uncle...and at the same time play bball with him... hmm...today training very tiring man... the ppl in my group(richie, dixie, mic, jing hao, jun yuan and gabriel) all when to the court beside pei tong to play... mic and jing hao never came... we all played among ourselves first than later wif some outsiders... they just came out frm ns...lol...all botak... they all very big size and tall...very scary...but when we play against them... they were not as good as we thought they would be...although we lost... i learnt never to judge a book by its cover... made alot of mistakes today... especially the match up defence... nt very sure how to do it...
now just typing to waste time before 1.15... cause later than going to tp... then play bball again...
tml fun sia... morning go mic's house there tok bout some bball stuff then after noon go out wif kai xiang ,mic, bo xiang and warric... hai... today later will be super boring man.... hai sianz man... cant wait 4 tml...
er...think thats bout it la...cya

recount of my past 2 yrs

2004-10-30T19:04:00.000+08:00

hai... next yr must split class liao... still can remember all the good times we had... in sec 1... i came into the sch on the 2nd day ...the first day not here yet... still can remember i blur blur when to wrong class then a prefect brought me to my class... thx... then saw a few familiar faces like rui jie, shiv, tat lin, teck sheng and zheng liang... then i saw i ultra familiar face but dunno who... after toking to him 4 awhile then i realised it was rick... also known as blue boy...that was wat i called him when playing soccer wif him in my condo... always wear blue 1...lol... hmm... the first girl i saw... hmm... i think is yan yin... she was in the front few rolls...lol... then i started toking to tat lin already...then, i met joel... haha... on the first day played soccer with him ...still can remember he scored from coner... lol...so tyco... then sat wif him... got to know him alot...then we played together... we even highlighted each other...lol...so fun man... then we even played a punching game...play until get bruises everywhere ... then mrs tan always scold us say always tok and tok and tok...haha...then i always help him make excuse 1...hhmm...then slowly know thilagann, bo xiang they all through soccer... we always go soccer court and play...then still got 1 more is joshua aka josh kong... hmm... he always come to our class... at first quite fun...then slowly become irritating...lol..."sorry bout that"... hmm...anyway he is ok la... quite kind only that a little too nossy... he accompanyed me when i was in band if not super boring... hmm...sec 1 life like very boring
when we reach sec 2... i began to have interest in bball...so join it...thanks to rj i can enter.... then mic helped me 4 the starting few trainings to let me get used to it... hmm...then sec 2 very fun... always go watch movie wif mic thi rj quek and the girls... also got once book hotel...then got to know jia liang's irritating sis...lol... hai... why must the class split... hope can continue the same class next yr... hai... sad sad sad....
hmm... everyone dun know what i am thinking always cause i usually hide my mood and feelings... but most of the time they dun know wat i am thinking cause i am not even thinking ...lol...
anyway next yr can meet new friends le...haha...
hmm...thats all la...cya

2004-10-29T15:19:00.000+08:00

29th October 2004

today...nth much happen... should have pon sch...last day somemore... go to sch say bye bye to that stupid principle... he still say cannot remember doing anything...why?.. cause he didn't even do anything ...lol... such a useless principle... dunno how he become 1... thats why he can only last for 4 yr....still say he leave on his own...i think is the vice take over him man... he so useless....
hai ya the vice principle also LSLT.... dunno how to manage ppl 1... only know how to get credit... then so many ppl give him present.... only our class did not cause we saw his true colours... the vice will not last long too la...aall so lousy and useless...

anyway the hari raya celeration was great... especially the dancing... haha....the best is thilagann man... go there kick ball a few times thats all...at least hari still can kenna hit by ppl.... anyway the dance by the 2a3 ppl rox man...hit that thing lyk so lame but the sound very nice....

then got spring cleaning... hmm very nice man.,.. can play wif water .... pour down to the sec 1s... than joel and i walk around lazy to clean ... haha.... than jing tong ask me to sign smth bout bball... then actually me and mic refuse to sign... then he persuade us until we sign la.... hai ya... should not have sign man...

hmm...after sch nth to do play soccer forawhile then rain liao...so nth to do go back la... hai ya...today boring man...

tts all la...cya

2004-10-28T21:59:00.000+08:00

28 October 2004
hmm... thinking bout changing my way of send blogs...now i will send recounts of my thought.... today...hmm...hai ya miss lim leaving liao...miss her man... such a good teacher.... anyway got all my results liao.... quite happy wif it la... especially chinese... haha... overall average of 43 and 45 is wat.... thats my both results but i got 50...lol...and 4 maths... i got 94 but on report book i got 100 4 EOY exam...lol...so top in sch...yaya...lool...i noe la tyco 1...
anyway today against 2a2... lol... thought we will lose.... but won..lol...joel rox man... suprisingly.... still say injure leg...lol... hmm... still got wat ah... oh ya hope next yr go 3c1... pray pray pray... anyway now watching wrestling... nice man...undertaker....
hai ... today quite sian actually.... also no mood to write la... so end here... i not sure izzit rite to hide my mood...but at least it won affect ppl... anyway think thats bout all la... so end here...buaiz!

a few jokes to bring ur mood up

2004-10-21T21:53:00.000+08:00

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I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

i shall seek and find you.i shall take u to bed & control u.i will make u ache shake sweat until u grunt and groan.all my love, the flu X

Whats rough and hairy on the outside and soft and wet in the inside starts with C ends in T and has a U & a N in it? .... Answer - a coconut u pervert.

What is 10 inches long- 2inches thick and starts with a p??? A really good crap

It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!

Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam

Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

Im bout 6inches long.Wen used im inserted in2 a warm moist hole & thrust in & out repeatedly until i leave behind a sticky white substance!WOT AM I?A toothbrush!

I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed

Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get the f... out my way!

friendship is like pissing in your pants every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 bing the piss in my pants xxxx

girls are like phones.we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?

A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!

why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts.

THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT.PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY INCONVINIENCE!

A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"

Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless horizon....& suddenly I thought...where the f*** is my roof?

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?

Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?

God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!

stay tunned cause there will be more!!!

AHHh!!! exam results back

2004-10-20T22:14:00.000+08:00

haha... got all my results back...first english... ok la... knew compo will do well cause i memorise frm book 1...haha... cheat rite me...nvm...my style... anyway then the paper 2 also quite good la... haha...first time in my life win that stupid joel...so happy...
wats next...hai ya ya.... chinese... so pai sei... first saw mic marks 40+...i tink ok la worst can get only 30 la...then joel 30.... then i tink...hmmm maybe can win joel again...then......guess i got how much.... 30?..nah...20?...nah not even 15.... i got 12/90,...omg... this is insane man...
hai dun tok vbout it...
den maths...hmm ok la..average only la... science also ok la...average average only la...nth good...
anyway the rest so-so la....lit low-low la... nth high-high....
so...er..thats bout all la... nth much to type...
haven told my mom my results...now tinking bout excuse now...help me tink k...
nth much la...cya

exams are over

2004-10-16T22:38:00.000+08:00

finally exams are over.... so happy... but not cannot even play any sport... hai ya... why must injure at this point in time.... now watching liverpool and fulham match...liverpool losing 2-0 ahhhh!!!... wat is happening... anyway our class made a soccer team and basketball team..... welcome any class to changlenge us... 4 fun only la... friendly... dun need serious 1.... hmmmm.... wat to type ah... haha... haha... at least next week got break... marking day...yay... liverpool ...pls score pls score... hai ya...miss again... nvm la.... so anyway nowadays getting more and more boring...somemore now injure my foot... sian sian sian... haha...i noe i noe...u reading this very sian also rite... haha... next time then write la... so stick to my blog... and wait..k?...buaiz..cya.... wait ok?... dun leave...wait...posting soon....in ur dreams ah...lol.... go la... next time then i post more....

exams ...exams...exams

2004-09-28T21:04:00.000+08:00

hihi... bored to death so make this la.... nth betta do u liao.... exams coming so fast....that means........ ending faster too...yay.... anyway gd luck 4 de exams... heard that maths and history will be super hard... science will be not so hard... literature will be super easy....how i noe all this?...shhhhh... tell u 4 wat...haha...jkjk... anyway cause i got physic powers haha...can feel things....... wha...u believe ah.... of course not la!!.....

anyway exams approaching super fast.... still haven do my hw yet... ah ya nvm la... dun need to do a few times never mind 1 lar... think this will be my last blog till exams end...then will tell ya good news la...loll.... i hope!....

so today is moon cake festival.... yucks..... moon cake so yucky.... even the moon also not nice... where got "chang er" and rabbit ... tok cok ah... hope can catch the rabbit keep as pet...hehe... then can visit moon ...yay....

feeling stress so anyhow type type la... nth much to type now.... gd luck 4 exams...better luck 4 all those who read my blog.... and best luck 4 me...lol...jkjk... best of luck 4 everyone... take care ya all peeps... cya .... blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

trick to getting free cash....real useful

2004-09-09T22:45:00.000+08:00

hey.... i'm back after so long...wanna noe some new tricks?..
here is 1 cool trick....
if u enter a store wif not even a soul dere...( except 4 the staff...duh)...
there must be 2 or more staff there...
u approach 1 one them and talk to them like friendly friendly like that....
then after that u tell them
"hey wanna c a magic trick?".... uy must hav a very trustful freind beside u
u take out a 10 dollar note ans ask the assistant to sign on the note...
then u rub ur hands and say" i will make this not dissappear... then u rub and make the note drop on ur friends hands then he will go and buy some sweets and use that $10 to pay...then take the sweet and walk out of da store...
then... u say ..." would u be surprise if the note is in the cash register.?"
then the staff will open the cash register and will be shock that the note is inside...
then she will be stuned and return u the note...
then ... u get outta the shop...
cool rite......
c... u get a sweet.... and the change ...and ur $10 back..... so u have earn a pack of sweet and a $10 change

this works best in 7-11 stores ...i tried it be4 it really works....but if backfire dun blame me hor

cya,,,,hav fun trying this out

Wanna eat free macdonalds?

2004-08-18T20:51:00.000+08:00

hey...hihi...there is a wat u can eat free macdonalds food everyday... wanna know how?... continue reading down

there is a new ezlink machine recently rite?..... and everyone is crazy signing in to get free 500 points rite?...

noe wat.... u can use their account to get food....cool???.... well my friends and i tried it before and we got lots of stuff....

first...stay around the machine ... when u c a victim approaching the machine.... relac...stay cool... when he is ordering ....relac...stay cool... after signed up...he would be happy as he got 500 points... but not for long ....why?...cause the moment he leaves.... he will tend to buy wat he want and when the recept comes out...he will leave and get his food....thats when to strike... go to the machine.... and as he did not press cancel to terminate his account...u can access his account and use his points to get food...cool... after u use it...spent as much as u can... just to make him angry and sad... haha...evil hor...well actually not evil... serve him rite for being greedy and careless...

after that...u can still left his account open...so that other scavengers can take the remaining points...haha....

cool trick... but dun blame me if u kenna caught... i got loads of stuff so if u kenna caught... relac ...stay cool... refer to the (how to cheat) post to improve...if u still fail.... (u r a failure if u still fail)...never mind... u are not a failure.... just approach me...and i will show u how...u can approach my friends too...but just dun tell them i told this to u...

cya ... will post my next one soon when i find out more ways to make singapore a more pleasant place to live....hence the name...lessons in life.... cya.... do return in order not to miss out any cool ways of making ur life better

Thursday August 12

2004-08-12T19:22:00.000+08:00

today ...nothing much happened today.... VERY VERY BORING!!!!!Firstly, during history lesson my hp rang...the whole class was like starring at me...wha super pai sei and scary man...luckily the history teacher rox man...pretend not to hear... so gong tao lol...if it was those type irritating teacher like cheongster than bye bye to my hp... whew...then during english ...wha siok man...the teacher is a gong tao so we played my favourite game...the pinching game... i pinched wee yong till he almost cry man...lol..so cool... sorry though wee yong... after that nothing much happen... until after sch... wha luckily darren remind me about my maths test if not i miss it ...thx man!!!... after the test i very sad cause dun think i will do well for my maths test ....made so many stupid mistakes....stupid mic... see i got wrong mistake still dun wanna tell me...next time sit beside rui jie better... very boring day today man... siaz.... told you boring rite still wanna read.....lol...jkjk... well thats all todae...wha suddenly my klass becum mad liao...everybody wanna spike their hair liao... scarly even mr. hang also spike sia...wha then siok man...

well...thats bout all today keep in touch

how to make friends

2004-08-01T05:00:00.000+08:00

Believe it or not....... You can make more friends in a shorter time by becoming interested in other people
rather than trying to get other people interested in you.

Sit back and think about it! Why should people be interested in you, unless you are first interested in them?

Making Friends
Making friends can be difficult, especially these days with so many peer pressures. You're the odd one out if your clothes are different, your hair is the wrong cut or colour, your shoes are bought on a budget and don't display the designer label, you happen to enjoy listening to the wrong kind of music, your folks are not as trendy as they should be, etc....etc...

Let me tell you a secret!
If you want to develop a more pleasing personality and make friends.......... become genuinely interested in other people. Show kindness........ you may be wearing the latest designer label clothes, the hottest brand shoes and the coolest jewelry but if you display sourness and selfishness you'll have a battle ahead of you to make good friends.

Smile
Smile.....smile and continue to smile. It costs nothing, enriches those who receive it, happens in a flash but the memory lasts forever, it creates happiness in the home and classroom. A smile can not be bought, begged or borrowed, it comes from the heart. If you want other people to like you....... make the other person feel important - and do it sincerely!

Arguments
Some people thrive on arguments, it gives them a sour disposition and creates a depressing atmosphere around them. The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. If you are wrong admit it quickly and apologize. If the other person continues in an argumentative manner, excuse yourself and walk away. Don't bite..... as the saying goes.

Doing the wrong thing!
Choose your friends carefully. If others try to persuade you to smoke, take illicit drugs, steal, gamble, fight etc... dare to say NO. Doing the wrong thing is the quickest way to lose friends.... honest, good and upright friends. Stay on the right track and be a respected citizen with a sincere reputation. Remain on the right side of the law! Deep down in your heart you know what is right and good. You know when to say 'no' and you know when its time to walk away.

Be Strong!
Being mentally strong is not always easy but let me assure you..... the more you practice it the easier it becomes. Soon those who thought they were trendy will want to dress like you, talk like you and be with you because you have a personality which is different. People like being different! Think about it.... if you dressed and acted like 10 million other people, are you different? NO........ So be yourself and don't give in to those horrifying peer pressures.

Danger!
It is dangerous to follow a crowd. Crowds get lost in even bigger crowds. By being an individual with your own personality you can achieve the very best experiences in your life. You may not ever have many friends but let me tell you that it is better to have one good friend than ten dishonest friends who will stab you in the back at the very first opportunity that arises. You're treading on dangerous ground if you mix with the wrong type of 'friends'.

how to do well in exams

2004-08-01T04:00:00.000+08:00

Major factors which influence your performance in exams are: your health, diet, self-confidence, your self-image, how you use your brain, your study methods, and your opinions about the value or importance of education in your life.

You can control these factors to your advantage. If not controlled and used to your advantage the same factors will work against you making study and success in exams an uphill task, full of tension.

So by spending few minutes just ONCE, you can learn to use these factors to your best ADVANTAGE. And incidentally this is the secret of GOOD LUCK, "effort based on correct knowledge!"

Here are seven ways to do well in exam and score high, without tension:

1.Make your Self-image powerful.

2.Don’t be afraid of your huge study material instead, use brain friendly methods of learning, to make learning easy.

3.Focus your brainpower on what you want and not on what you don’t want.

4.Use your brain to learn more with less time and effort.

5.Program your brain to recall fluently in exams to score high.

6.Become aware of all the benefits of learning and passing exams with high score, to stay highly motivated.

7.Be healthy and Energetic.

ways to cheat (intermediate)

2004-07-31T14:00:00.000+08:00

hihi... feeling "song" after learning the basic ways... haha...well that was just the basic foudation...now here comes the tricky part... to get better marks... u hav to put the book under the table and swing ur chair as u copy so that u can only c the book when ur chair is futhur away from ur table... so as to change the angle of u sight from 90degrees to about 50 degrees... if possible highlight the key points so as to do it quick.... another ways is to sms... this is a difficult but best way... in order to do that... u must first tell the person to get ready if not ur efforts will go down the drain... keep ur phone as low as u can and if possible... type but dun c ur phone ...just leave it in ur bag but continue typing...if worst come to worst just read without seeing ur phone...haha... jkjk/...if u can u r really good... after learning this 2 ways...proceed to the expert lvl...this is where the cool tricks r revealed

ways to cheat (beginner)

2004-07-31T13:00:00.000+08:00

hihi...well since this is 4 beginners...it is qutie easy... and slightly lame...hehe... first... u can start of by just puting ur hand on ur head to block the teacher from looking into ur eyes and ur eyes will be free to move about... fell free to stare 4 long periods of time... if possible... after knowing the ans...dun immediately riteit down as it will draw attention...try to pretend to think 4 awhile then rite it down... another way is to use hand signals if ur friend coorperate... after mastering this two ways... pls refer to the intermediate way ...remember ... the key to victory is not to rush

how to cheat in test and exams

2004-07-31T12:00:00.000+08:00

hihi... wanna know how?...anxious to know?...really wanna know?... okok...1st step... u first have to c who the teacher is... if it is a smart 1...forgeta bout it...if it is a gong tao like wee yong?...then ok.. ur 1st step to getting good grades is doming to u... 2nd... u must learn how to act innocent ... practise hard... and u will master it in a few days time.."how to" u ask me... well just kill someone and u will know how to act liao...jkjk..lol..dun kill anyone...just stare into the mirror and u will know... u must also practicing moving ur eyes quick and have great reflexes to flip the pages of the book under ur table... after learning all this... u ready to start learning how to cheat... visit the other post to learn...gd luck 4 ur next test....hehe...lol

ways to cheat (expert)

2004-07-30T15:00:00.000+08:00

WHAT U R ABOUT TO READ IS HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL... DO ATTEMPT THIS IN CLASSES IF U HAV THE GUTS TOO...

hihi...feeling "pro" now after learning this few cool tricks... well the game has just started...sit back... if u hav a chair wif a back la...u r about to experience cheating...to the next level...in this site...the tricks are almost impossible to perform unles u r really good...like people like ****... if u r a little blur...DUN ...i reapeat .....DUN!!! ever try it if not if the secret is leaked out...whoosh...there goes all the scholars in history...whoosh there goes RI... and even whoosh...

hihi...here we r now...in this room ...where experts around da world share their ideas on ways to cheat... 1 ways is this... u hav to hav a BIG!!! pencilbox like me...hehex... 1st... write down notes on a paper and put it in ur pencil box... if possible put ur hp in it too... with all this information getting flying colours is a 100% garentee... copyrights...all rights reserved by hard break kid...

another ways of cheating is asking ur teacher about some ways to study and at the sam e time ask her wat to study and wat is more important ... she will smile and tell u hints... this is useful in exams... i myself tried it be4...hehe... this is a total cool way ... copyrights...all rights reserved by paul...

wat u read were ideas shared by great people ...do not try to copy any part if this article or u will be dealt with heavily...if caught...u will be tracked down and the punishment is so great "no words can describe it" so i therefore will not describe it...as no words can describe it